Looking at these carefree styles for teens, let’s hope to God they didn’t let anybody smoke in the closet, because those fabrics are so synthetic a stray match might’ve set the whole place ablaze.

Stand-out looks include these wondrous patent shoes decorated with shiny buckles.

You can never have too many big, shiny buckles, that’s what I always say.


Nor too much paisley!

Matching with your groovy friends is very hot for fall.


But whatever you do, don’t forget your hat.

See then in action, complete with catchy soundtrack.

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