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Today is Sophia Loren’s birthday; she is now 82. You know my favorite thing about Sophia Loren? Her taste in glasses. Nobody loves wild glasses more than Sophia Loren.

Initially, it was just sunglasses.

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And what sunglasses they were!

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However, as she aged, she wore more and more eyeglasses, both tinted and clear. These have been, if anything, more spectacular than the sunglasses.

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This woman is in her 80s, and she makes everyone else look conservative, even chicken in their optical fashion choices.

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The good news is, Sophia Loren has her own line of eyeglasses, available on Eyeglass.com. Roll up to the club looking like the Blanche Devereaux from an Italian imitation of Golden Girls—which is to say, amazing.